About Harry Burton




Stained Glass

Environmental Training


Creative Thinking





Questions that keep me awake at night. (Humor)

  • If you throw a cat out a car window does it become kitty litter?
  • If corn oil comes from compressing corn, where does baby oil come from?
  • When a cow laughs does milk come up its nose?
  • How did a fool and his money GET together in the first place?
  • How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
  • If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
  • What's another word for thesaurus?
  • Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injection?
  • Why is abbreviation such a long word?
  • Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
  • How do you know when its time to tune your bagpipes?
  • Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
  • When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
  • Do blind Eskimos have seeing eye sled dogs?
  • Why is there an expiration date on my sour cream container?
  • What do they use to ship Styrofoam?
  • Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?
  • Do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives?
  • If you shoot a mime, should you use a silencer?
  • What was the best thing before sliced bread?
  • Why do we drive on the parkway and park in the driveway?
  • Who puts the thin ice sign out in the middle of the thin ice?
  • Do illiterate people get as much out of alphabet soup?
  • Where do the people in Hell tell you to go when they are mad at you?